Quotable quotes from this end (inspired by the side splitting post on the family blog):
"Never mind--I just thought you said you hit your mother in law."
"When you see someone doing something, call the number on this card."
"The label (of the vodka bottle) has a picture of Sylvester Stallone flipping pancakes. When you finish the bottle, you see it's actually Arnold Schwarzenegger and he's flipping m-raps."
"It's a smooth, aromatic blend of two weird feelings."
"The sound of a 50 cal--now that's a beautiful sound."
"Chinooks mate for life, unlike most helicopters."
"We don't feed without bibs. It's unBIBlical."
I guess they're not as funny if you don't actually know the person who quoth the quotable, but I thought I'd share anyway.
Those are great!!
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