August 18, 2016

A few "quotables" from East of Suez:

“I never thought I'd hear the words “best moment ever” in the same sentence with any word ending in “otomy.”

R: “Is that story Emily told about the little grey men invading your house really true?”

A: “Absolutely! Every word!”

“Real men wear mascara.”

“This may the the only chance you ever get to hear “Dixie” sung by someone wearing a chador namoz.”

“Don’t judge—I grew up in a cult.”

“You hide with her and THEN we’ll see who gets beaten.”

M: “If you tell everyone you’re from Nuristan they’ll believe you.”

E: “I can’t even speak Nuristani.”

M: “Well, nobody else in Kabul can either, so it doesn’t matter.”

 “I’m Blood Girl!”